2017 promises to be a challenging, action-packed year. But, if it’s any consolation, you can now mark the passage of said year with a raunchy, Terry Richardson-lensed calendar starring 19-year-old Kylie Jenner. So there’s that.
Yesterday, the #merch and makeup mogul took to Instagram to announce the project. “I’ve always wanted to do this,” Jenner told her Snapchat followers before revealing the photo for the month of April. True to Richardson form, the shot shows Jenner in rhinestone-studded fishnet tights, bikini-cut underwear and a matching fishnet-sleeved baseball tee that reads, “Please insert money.” Per the shirt’s wishes, crisp Benjamin Franklins fall from the sky, partially obscuring Jenner’s blonde, pigtailed hair. A fitting reminder that our income taxes are due the 15th.
The calendar, the back cover of which shows Kylie canoodling with a rather intimidating looking python, will be available at Jenner’s pop-up at the Westfield Topanga mall in Canoga Park, California on December 9 and on her new online shop beginning December 10. Pirelli, eat your heart out.
In related news, Kylie’s Kings can expect to, at some point, mark their kalendars for Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Season 13 premiere. On December 2, Keeping Up With the Kardashians executive producer Ryan Seacrest revealed that America’s highest-paid reality TV stars are back in front of the camera. “There have been some reports that we halted production. We did stop for a little bit, briefly, after the Paris incident, but since then we’ve been back in full production,” Seacrest explained. “We’re shooting season 13.”
[ via Fashionista ]